Inspired by...
my Religions of the World T-Shirt

For a fun and more complete guide to Comparative Religions go here;
http://www.aeriagloris.com/Resources/humor/ShortGuideToComparativeReligions.htm

Meanwhile - I have applied the concept to Philosophers, Scientists and Metaphysicians thusly:

Lao Tzu: A journey of a thousand miles may begin by stepping in shit.

Heraclitus: There is no constant but shit.

Democritus: All shit is made up of smaller particles of shit.

Confucius: Present knowledge is shit.

Buddha: Right wisdom sees shit as it is.

Socrates: I don't know shit.

Aristotle: Get this shit organized!

Epicuris: Enjoy this shit while you're here.

Archimedes: Eureka - I've found shit!

Copernicus: The Earth is not the center of all shit.

Galileo: All shit falls at the same rate.

Shakespeare: Life is but a walking shadow; a poor player who struts his shit upon the stage.

Descartes: Doubt this shit.

Spinoza: Time is inexticably related to moving through shit.

Leibnitz: All shit is interconnected.

Voltaire: Optimism is shit.

Kant: Reason is the key to understanding shit

Schoepenhauer: Life is short - don't talk shit.

Nietzsche: Amor Excrementi - Love shit; it is in fact your life.

Kafka: Write your shit down.

Bohr: This shit cannot be described.

Heidegger: Where shall we seek Shit?

Planck: Shit is quantum

Einstein: Shit is relative.

Camus: Find happinesss in this paradox of shit.

Bohm: Relativity is shit. Quantum Mechanics is shit. We need to find new shit.

MadMonk: Shit is potentially infinite.